This game is freaking awesome!! I originally got this game out a box of checks or one of those mail-in things, I forgot... This may not be halo, but it’s the bomb! This is a 3d game based in the Chex imaginary universe where a bunch of booger-like aliens called "flemmoids" somehow come into your dimension through some rocks. The weapons used on them have no effect, but you volunteer to save a planet from infestation with a modified "zorch" that puts the flemmoids back to thier own dimension.
As you progress through the game, you get bigger weapons and better armor that can have up to 200 hp and 200 armor. To heal you pick up suits made out of Chex for armor, and eat a "complete breakfast" of healthy food or golden Chex, wonder were all that came from.. Each level you have to pick up keys to be able to open certain doors to certain areas. After you win each level, it takes you to a screen that tallies up how many flemmoids you racked up and how many secret areas you find! The weapon you use is a transformable zorch.
Weapons. Throughout the story line, you pick up zorch weapons, each either sitting in broad
daylight for you to pick up, and other you have to find in the hidden areas. You first start with a spoon with unlimited ammo and a basic zorch "configuration" that’s extremely small and basically has 2 laser thingies sticking out of the front of it. The second weapon is a larger version of the regular zorch that has a battery sticking out of it and has 1 shot kills on moss "flemmoids." The 3rd zorch is something like a machine gun that constantly shoots until your zorches battery is dead, or you take you finger off the fire button. Another weapon is a larger version of the third weapon that does an extremely large amount of damage to the flemmoids. Later in the game, you can find a super that twirls around in circles nonstop. The ultimate weapon is the extremely large zorch that shoots a huge ball of red anti-flemmoid energy that, you guessed it, shoots al the flemmoids back into their own dimension. But, if you get too close to the where it crashes into the wall, it will harm you also.
I would rather play jazz jackrabbit all day, but this game is worthy of a large amount of time of playing and playing again. Thankfully, this will not make a need want to get up and run around in circles and scream I HOPE YOUR HAPPY CHEX, IM GOING OUTSIDE! There are exceptional graphics for when it came out, and I think I’m going to puke if I have to see those stupid booger thingies spit mucus on my golden chex armor, what a waste of chex!! Once you beat this game several times, you should go try out the 2 sequels, but they are more like add-on packs because they require this game (the original) to play.
